Conspirations Against

So I broke down yesterday--too much peer pressure--and got an iPod.  Well technically it's Lionel iPod, but I am the one playing with it because I am the technical guru in the house.  So I've been busy doing that.

We have tons of cereal but we don't have any milk.  And cereal isn't cereal until you add milk, like bouillion isn't soup until you add water. 

Apparently there was a herd of 8 deer in the field this morning, which was a beautiful sight in the ten seconds before Gump saw them and chased them away and disappeared. 

The upshot of which is that this is all you get.